Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
how not to be sexy by john egbert
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery
what's the most frustrating thing about boys to you?
their nipples look like mosquito bites
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
these guys in my class were all up in this girls buisness because she was wearing a short skirt and they were like “you’re obviously asking for attention from guys” and she was like “what if i like girls” and the teacher was like HAH aha damn